American Barn Warrior

Thanksgiving Roadtrip: Folly Beach Dogs

I like to think I’m a pretty fit dog. I mean I exercise regularly, I try to eat a healthy meal (aside from that 1/2 a hoagie I stole off the dining room table the other day….but that hardly counts), and I’m always ready for fun adventures!

So when I recently caught sight of the TV show, American Ninja Warrior, I was totally hooked! I mean I could EASILY get through those tough obstacle courses.

American Ninja Warrior

Half the battle is having flair anyway, and I totally have that covered!

Unfortunately American Ninja Warrior doesn’t accept dog submissions. But, that wasn’t going to stop me from having a little fun of my own, because I invented AMERICAN BARN WARRIOR….

American Barn Warrior

Just as challenging, and with equal amounts of flair, American Barn Warrior is going to be the next big thing.

American Barn Warrior

Hay Bale obstacles, trenches, and perhaps a horse or two….it’s not for the faint of heart (or those of you who didn’t eat your wheaties today!).


So what do you think, are you up for the challenge? Do you think you could master my American Barn Warrior Challenge? Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Farm Lookouts

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

As barn dogs, there is always a lot of tasks for Trooper and I to do. And to be honest, this farm just wouldn’t run properly without us.

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

Trooper is always on my case to help him be a lookout. “Lookout for low flying birds” “Lookout for cars pulling down the farm driveway” “Lookout for anything suspicious and out of the ordinary”

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

I on the other hand usually have my own ideas about what we should be actually looking out for.

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

What about “Lookout for the snakes that accidentally get baled in the hay”

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

Or “Lookout for yummy missed poop in the pony stalls”

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

“Lookout for people in boots who might mistakenly step on you”

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

And “Lookout for ponies who look cute, but are really thinking maybe they didn’t get enough to eat”.

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

So Trooper can keep a lookout for strangers who might want to brush our ponies (the horror), and whatever other boring stuff he comes up with….

Barn Dogs Get Busy on the Farm

…and I’ll continue to lookout for the important stuff. Because we all know that pony poop isn’t going anywhere except for my belly! Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

September 2015 Monthly Recap

We’re about to embark on one of my favorite months of the year, October! Not only do I turn 7 years old this month, but it’s also the month of all things spooky! I can hardly wait.

But before we dive right into October, I always like to look back at all the fun I had the previous month. First though, let me give a shoutout to my special sponsors & affiliates! Thanks to them I’m able to bring you exciting posts, so make sure you give them some love and check out what great products they carry!

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And now onto my September Adventures…

The Honest Kitchen Dehydrated Pet Food Review + Giveaway

I dipped my toes into the Dehydrated Pet Food world with the Honest Kitchen.

Bringing the Beach Home // New Arena Footing // Ammo the Dachshund

I shared what exactly it means to be a Dachshund with selective listening skills.

Picking Apples with Adorable Ammo the Dachshund

I went Apple Picking.

Leela Ryan Luxury Dog Treats Review & Giveaway

Trooper and I ate treats only the way boys can.

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

I saw the Budweiser Horses over Labor Day Weekend.

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

I helped stack hay on the farm.

Easily Clean Dirty Barn Dogs with the #WoofPouf from Absorbing + A Giveaway #sp

I went from dirty to clean thanks to the Woof Pouf.

Vintage Neckties for Dogs + A Giveaway

I got spiffy in my new necktie collar.

Wellness Trufood now available at your local PetsMart #TruLoveIs

I shared that one of my favorite foods is now available at Petsmart.

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 6 with Ammo the Dachshund

I shared another installment of the places I sleep series!

The Happiest Place on Earth - Ammo the Dachshund visits a Sunflower field

I visited the Happiest Place on Earth.

Adding Raw to Your Dog's Diet with Stella & Chewy's Meal Mixers + A Giveaway

I added some raw food to my diet.

Little Boys vs Dogs - who will win?

I had some fun on the farm with the farmer’s boys.

Skin Cancer and Dogs. What to look for and should you be worried?

I discussed wether or not dogs should be worried about skin cancer.

Friday Fetch: 10 Awesome Halloween Costumes for pets

I shared some of my favorite picks for Halloween this year.

Brothers Complete Allergy Dog Food and Treats Review + A Giveaway

Trooper and I snacked on Brothers Complete Pet Food + Treats – and you can still enter to win some for your dog too!

A Boost for Hard Working Farm Dogs from Chewy. com

Trooper and I got a boost to keep us going on the farm.

And that brings us to October! I can’t wait until next week, because it’s my Birthday Week! You won’t want to miss it, because not only do I celebrate all week long, but I’ve got some fun prizes to giveaway to you too! Don’t miss it!Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Little Boys vs Dogs

When our hay guy delivers to the farm sometimes he likes to bring along something special for Trooper and I.

Little Boys vs Dogs - who will win?

We wait ever so patiently when the truck pulls up.

Little Boys vs Dogs - who will win?

Well, Trooper is a little less patient with his waiting, but he tries.

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

But the wait is over when the farmer’s little boys pop out of the truck! And then suddenly it’s an epic battle of Little Boys vs Dogs. I’ll let you be the judge of who won….

It was me and Trooper wasn’t it? I knew it!

Does your dog love playing with children as much as Trooper and I do?Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Farm Dog Duties

Farm life isn’t always fun and games, sometimes there are important chores to be done.

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

When a big delivery of hay from our farmer friends showed up at the barn, I knew Trooper and I would have a busy afternoon helping to unload it.

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

So it was up to the hay loft to prepare for some heavy lifting!

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

The farmer’s kids tagged along on the adventure, and Trooper and I thought they smelled like dirt, candy, and a hint of worms. You know, all the stuff little boys normally smell like.

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

With the hay elevator hooked up, it was time to get stacking.

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

Only Trooper and I realized that stacking hay was better left to the humans, you know, because of the paws and all.

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

That’s ok though, because Trooper and I found other ways to be useful and we promptly broke out into a wrestling match to entertain the farmer’s boys.

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

After the hay was stacked in place in the loft Trooper and I set out to inspect every last bale. We’re very paw-ticular about what our special ponies are eating. So we go in search of anything that shouldn’t be in there, sometimes we even find smooshed snakes or other rodents!

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

This time everything checked out a-okay though, aside from us picking up a few cobwebs along the way.

Farm Life + Stacking Hay

That’s ok though, the cobwebs are part of our patented “farm dog” smell. The verdict is still out on which scent is better…..little boy, or farm dog. (but it’s pretty safe to say that anything stinky is the BEST SCENT EVER).Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Does your dog like to help with dirty tasks too?

Labor Day Weekend Update

After spending nearly 2 months stuck at home helping mom and dad work on my new kitchen (which I promise I will share the finished project just as soon as the finishing touches are done), I was ready for some excitement. So mom and dad decided we needed a break over labor day weekend. Now most people would probably consider a break parking themselves on the couch all weekend, or soaking in some sun on the beach (which does sound nice), but instead, we do things a little wild around here.

I packed in as much excitement as I could over my 3-day weekend. From meeting the Budweiser Clydesdales in downtown West Chester (and their cool dalmatian sidekick Barley), antique shopping, dining out, stacking hay at the farm, hiking with my pal Shilah the Husky, and soaking in the last rays of summer – I did ALL THE THINGS!

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Labor Day Weekend Fun with Ammo the Dachshund

Too bad every weekend is not a 3-day weekend! And also, can you believe that my mom baked cookies and I couldn’t even have any. Seriously? We’re gonna have a talk about that later.

What sort of activities did you pack in over labor day weekend?Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Hay is for Horses

ammo the dachshund hay is for horses

During the winter months, the ponies require hay – since there isn’t really any grass for them to eat.

ammo the dachshund hay is for horses

I’m all for giving my ponies what they want…..but they sure do eat a lot.

ammo the dachshund hay is for horses

Just look how much hay I had to throw down from the loft the other day!

ammo the dachshund hay is for horses

But, when I see Boomerang’s smiling face…..

ammo the dachshund hay is for horses

…and Blitz’s happy little nose….

ammo the dachshund hay is for horses

…it makes my job as hay thrower-downer all worth while!

My Shadow

I have a shadow, as in a kitten shadow, as in Spider the Kitten.

See at the farm it’s MY JOB to help mom bring hay to the ponies! Well now that Spider is getting bigger, she’s trying to be just like me. I mean I know I’m pretty cool, but does she have to do everything I do?

What’s even worse is that she’s trying to show me up!

True, sometimes I get a little distracted from my duties.

It’s kinda hard not to get distracted when there are so many great smells.

But really Spider? Do you have to ride in the wheel barrel and help hand out hay? Come on. You’re making me look bad!

Food on the Farm

Horse farms are great if you are a horse. There always seems to be food to eat no matter where you are….hay, grain, grass, treats…it never ends! But for a starving (ok ok I’m not really starving) doxie, you have to be a little more resourceful.

Now grant it, there’s horse poop….always good for a little snack. And you could opt to hunt down your own dinner (ie mice, rats, moles).

But if you’re feeling a little lazy (and it’s just a tad bit chilly outside the barn) then there are some tasty treats to be found right inside the stable.

You have to know just where to look

There’s a secret stash of yummy stuff right behind the hay

Score! If you do a little digging, right under the hay are bits of dropped grain that the ponies spill!

I guess my secret spot is not so secret anymore!

Just make sure the hay is UNDER the feed tub….otherwise you are just wasting your time my friend!