As some of my facebook fans may have already seen, I had a glorious time over the weekend, and it looked a little something like this:

Oh yes, it was the perfect combination of horse poop, mud, dead animal, and wet!

I was basking in the glow of my dirtiness, and so excited to show mom and dad, that is until the word BATH was mentioned!

“But mom, it’s the perfectly pungent summertime aroma – I know, because I smelled it”.

My pleas were unheard as I found myself in the ponies’ wash stall – it was utter disappointment.

When it was all over I smelled like roses and sunshine……it was HORRIBLE! Oh well, live to stink another day!