Oh hey, did you come to have a slumber party with me?

There’s plenty of room for everyone on my new bed.

But wait, did you hear that?

I should have known this would happen. Every time I try to have a slumber party the monster under my bed complains about not being invited.

Oh monster, you’re so gonna get it.

I hear you down there, and you’re not gonna like it if I have to come down there.

Sigh. Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and invite the monster to your slumber party if you ever want to get any shut eye.