Dear Dr. Seuss,

Apparently I missed your Birthday. It was yesterday.

I would have been way more excited had you written about a super cute Dachshund in a hat. Who wants to read about a cat anyway? Sorry I didn’t get you a present. Maybe next year.

Love,

Your Pal Ammo

P.S. If you have any leftover green eggs and ham please send it my way.

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