Rub-a-Dub Dub, there’s a Dachshund in the tub!
I’m no fool, I know the ladies like me smelling like sunshine! Now will someone please come turn the water on for me?
Please Help.
Are you going to make me have to give the crazy eyes?
Now I've had to revert to yelling!
Sigh. I guess I'll have to get my scrub on another day.
Off to find something stinky to roll in....just so someone HAS to give me a bath
Ammo, if you go to the farm later to feed the ponies, then maybe you can find a pile of horse poop to roll in. Then your mom will have to give you a nice bubble bath!
Hmmmm i found sometin the other day too and yep i gots a bath, cept it was under the water hose thingy