Oh sweet glorious day! You’ll never guess what showed up on the farm!

You are gonna pee your pants in excitement, just like I did!

It’s a backhoe!! As in, ground hogs watch out, I’ve hit the hole-digging jackpot.

I’m totally serious when I say this (just look at my face), this is like the greatest day ever!

Only one problem, I can’t find the keys.

I asked mom for the keys, but she said that I wasn’t allowed to operate heavy machinery without my helmet – not to mention that the backhoe was for building Trooper’s new house, not for digging groundhog hunting holes. I tried to reason with her that Trooper would be thankful I used the backhoe to rid his future home-site of those pesky critters, but it was no use.

So it’s off to plan B. Does anyone know how to hot wire a backhoe?