Birthday Week: Q&A

ammo the dachshund birthday weekOver on my facebook page last week I asked some of my friends to post their burning questions for me! You know, the stuff you just HAVE to know! So here’s a few that I picked to answer, along with a few I threw in just for fun!

Q Do you wear Pajamas to bed?
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If you snuck over to my house at night, you would find me sleeping soundly in my Birthday suit! That’s right, I’m a in-the-nude sleeper!

Q Do you sleep under the blanket or on top of the blanket?
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Always, always under! How else am I going to keep my tushie warm? hehe

Q Have you ever met a skunk?
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This summer officially marked my very first run-in with a skunk. And yes, I got sprayed in the head by that little stinker!

Q Is there something that really scares you?
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My arch nemesis is without a doubt the vacuum cleaner! Thank goodness my mom isn’t a very good housekeeper – because he doesn’t appear very often! I’m also not such a big fan of gun shot noises (which can be heard out on the farm on occasion).

ammo the dachshund birthday weekQ How do you feel about going to the vet? Do you sense it beforehand and hide?
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I’m so accustomed to going everywhere with my mom, that a car trip hardly gives me a pre-warning to our impending trip to the vet. That being said, I used to love the vet – I really really did. Someone giving you cookies, petting you all over, saying how cute you are. Except that all changed when said “vet” stole my manhood when I was one. Do you blame me? Even though that was quite traumatizing for me I still give the vet the benefit of the doubt. I’m not all happy happy when I get there, but I’m very well behaved and sit quietly on the table while I’m given shots and checked out. It helps to know that my cookies will be coming shortly afterwards!

Q Are you going to write a book someday?
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I actually get this question quite often. And my mom said that someday she will hopefully help me write my very own book! Nothing is in the works yet, but I continue to nip at my mom’s heels to get the ball rolling.

ammo the dachshund birthday weekQ If your mom and dad were both sitting down, who’s lap would you choose?
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No offense dad, but my mom knows how to snuggle me JUST right.

Q Have you ever done anything remarkable like alerting your family to danger?
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Oh dang, that’s what super heroes are supposed to do aren’t they? I better get on that stat!

Q What is your favorite trick?
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That’s a tough one. I think it’s actually a 2 way tie between giving high fives and playing dead.

So there you have it, a little Q&A to wet your whistle. If you have anymore burning questions for me you can leave them in the comment section below and I’ll do my best to answer them! More Birthday fun will be coming your way soon!!