I have a secret to tell you. But you have to promise not to tell anyone! Especially not my pony friends!

Ok, well sometimes, only sometimes, when I’m wandering around in my backyard…..

…..I like to pretend that I’m a pony.

You know, nibbling on grass, making little whinnying sounds, prancing – the normal stuff.

It’s fun for a little while, but then I usually remember that grass tastes like yuck, I hate prancing, and I’d much rather be a dog that gets to eat hot dogs and bark at the neighbors. Oh and Dogs rule, ponies drool!