Ammo’s Oscar Recap

The stars, the lights, the cameras, and the red carpet – The Oscars was on last night – and of course I was in attendance. Ok well sort of (from my couch at least), but that’s the very best seat in the house anyway.

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

Just because I didn’t get to walk the actual red carpet doesn’t mean I didn’t dress the part.

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

I wore the always fashionable Silly Buddy Bowtie – and even had a chance to get a little primping done.

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

I got my hair did!

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

Admittedly my hair dresser isn’t quite up on the most fashionable trends, but I rocked that mullet anyway.

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

The oscars provided me with a full night of entertainment as I got down with all the singing & dancing.

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

It’s almost as if I was actually there!

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

I also had my eyes peeled all night for one of my celebrity pals, Crusoe (you may remember that we both dressed up as Wile E. Coyote this past year for Halloween).

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

Crusoe apparently won an Oscar (meyer-weiner) for Best Celebrity Dog (hello, where was my nomination?) – but since the Academy Awards went on well past my bed time I just couldn’t stay awake to see his acceptance speech.

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund

I’m sure he just rambled off a list of thank yous that included his squeaky toys and celebrity stylists – so I gather I probably didn’t miss much. *wink*

Even though I didn’t catch an actual glimpse of Crusoe on the red carpet, I have my own speculations as to why Kristen Stewart walked the carpet with crutches (run-in with a shorter than average celebrity??? hummmm Crusoe?). We may never know for sure!

Oscars Recap // Ammo the Dachshund - Kristen Stewart on Crutches

Next year I hope to be out on the red carpet myself – and I’ve already started planning my outfit! I’m thinking a neon yellow tux would really make me jump out in the crowd!

So what about you, what was your favorite part of the oscars this year?

Kristen Stewart Image originally via Christopher Polk/Getty found here.

Ammo the Dachshund

Halloween Mullet

I know you all are DYING to know what I’m going to be for Halloween. Me too!

See the things is, I’ve been so busy getting ready for my big performance this weekend that I forgot to get a new Halloween costume. I know, the horror! So I decided to dig through our box of Halloween goodies instead.

I didn’t get very far before I discovered my Dad’s Mullet wig from when he dressed up as Joe Dirt in college. I mean just look how cool he looked in it…..

Dad as Joe Dirt & Mom as “the bride” in Kill Bill

Except when I tried on the mullet wig I looked more like this…..

Yeah I know, it kinda lost the “mullet effect”.

I think I look more like a lion than a dude with a mullet.

So with my mullet idea shot, I was back to square one with the costume hunt. But then I remembered I had my costume from last year!

It’s my Dragon costume!! (or I guess Dinosaur however you look at it)

I must have bulked up my muscles since last year, because I don’t remember my dragon shirt being quite so tight….

Although I kinda like the skin-tight look…..how else am I supposed to show off my guns?

or maybe…….

I could be a Dragon with a Mullet!!?

ugh, you’re right….still looks like half lion half Dragon, but it could work? I look fierce!

Scratch that. I just look like a tool.

Maybe I’ll just have to enjoy Halloween in the costume I was born with this year…..

My BIRTHDAY SUIT!

You know you want a hug from a naked Dachshund!! I’m super cute! wink wink

So in conclusion…..I still don’t know what I’m being for Halloween….I guess you will have to wait until the big day to find out! Perhaps I’ll get lucky and find something worthy of being worn by a Super Doxie at the Horse Expo this weekend. You never know!