For those of you who did not know, I’m the King of my Castle. I rule with an iron fist and and a bark that could frighten a lion. It’s true, I even have a crown to prove it!
As King I demand cookies, daily entertainment in the form of tug-o-war, and all the belly rubs I so desire.
Oh and all groundhogs of the World must bow to me. That is all. 
I bet you had no idea that I’m a King. Oh yes, there is royalty around these parts.
Because I am the KING OF BUBBLE WRAP!
Quality control, popping expert, ruler of the bubble mountain – I do it all!
Something about those satisfying little pops that just MAKE – MY – DAY!
I’m currently waiting by the front door of the shop for more packages to arrive – because this King wants to build a FORTRESS of bubble! It will be glorious, and you’re all invited!