Scrub-A-Dub-Dub, Weenie in a Tub

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub, Weenie in a Tub // Ammo the Dachshund

When you spend a lot of your time on a horse farm it’s inevitable that you’ll find yourself in the tub more often than not.

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub, Weenie in a Tub // Ammo the Dachshund

Bath time rituals become pretty common for me as I’m used to hearing things around the house like “what’s that smell?”, “what did you roll in this time?”, or my favorite “The smell is horrible!”.

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub, Weenie in a Tub // Ammo the Dachshund

While my patented weenie stench is not something all members of my household enjoy (what do you mean you don’t like the smell of soggy worms and horse poop?), I can say that sometimes I do enjoy the benefits of a good bath.

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub, Weenie in a Tub // Ammo the Dachshund

Not only does my after bath aroma warrant extra cuddles and the praises of “you’re so soft” and “you smell like sunshine”, but…

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub, Weenie in a Tub // Ammo the Dachshund

….I find that afterwards my pleading eyes for more cookies mom, are almost always met with – “of course you can have another cookie, because you’re so clean and sweet!”

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

Guess I’ll just have to start stinking up the place a little more often if I want those after bath cookiesAmmo the Dachshund

What’s the worst thing your dog has ever rolled in? 

P.S. if you haven’t already, check out the article my mom wrote starring me on the Barkpost – all about 10 Creative Summer Adventures you can go on with your Dog!

Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway

Disclaimer: This product review & giveaway is sponsored by Dogtails.

Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund

When my new friends over at Dogtails sent me a sample of their natural clarifying dog shampoo little did I know that I would be needing it so soon.

My adventures in groundhog hunting on the farm inevitably landed me in the tub as soon as I got home!

Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund

Bathtime isn’t always my favorite thing to do, but when you have a good shampoo that can get you squeaky clean in no time it makes it that much more bare-able. Plus the bottle had a picture of a dachshund on it….so I knew it was meant to be!

Dogtails Shampoo’s key features:

·      Free of harsh chemicals
·      Restores natural shine
 ·     Gentle cleansing
·      Soothes dry & itchy fur
·      Pure ingredients for sensitive skin
·      Formula promotes a healthy coat
·      For all dog fur types
·      Earth Friendly
Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund
A little bit of shampoo went a long way, and as you could see from my instagram video, a quarter sized amount of soap got all that crud out of my fur.
Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund
Suddenly I smelled like sunshine and mom said she couldn’t wait to snuggle me up!
Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund
For every purchase of “Dogtails – Dog Shampoo” a soft blanket is dropped off at a local animal shelter for dogs in need of warmth & comfort. Totally a product you can feel good about!
Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund
Once I was dry my coat was extra shiny and soft, and you know what, maybe bath time isn’t so bad after all!
You can use code AMMOTHEDACHSHUND at Dogtails to get 20% off your order! And now for the best part….
Dogtails Shampoo Review & Giveaway // Ammo the Dachshund

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Here’s HOW TO WIN:

For this giveaway I will be using, Rafflecopter. We only use the information you provide to contact the winners and we never share it – so not to worry. Winners will be chosen at random and you will be contacted via e-mail to claim your prize. All the winners will also be announced on this blog post once the giveaway ends on 3/25/14 12AM EST. Open to Worldwide readers. Winners must claim their prizes within 48 hours of being notified or prize will be forfeited. Good luck!

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Don’t forget, today is the last day to enter my Mattie & Margot Collar GiveawayAmmo the Dachshund

Disclosure: I received a sample bottle of shampoo from Dogtails in exchange for a review, all opinions are my own.

Stink Happens

As some of my facebook fans may have already seen, I had a glorious time over the weekend, and it looked a little something like this:

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

Oh yes, it was the perfect combination of horse poop, mud, dead animal, and wet!

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

I was basking in the glow of my dirtiness, and so excited to show mom and dad, that is until the word BATH was mentioned!

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

“But mom, it’s the perfectly pungent summertime aroma – I know, because I smelled it”.

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

My pleas were unheard as I found myself in the ponies’ wash stall – it was utter disappointment.

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

Stink Happens // Dirty Dog // Ammo the Dachshund

When it was all over I smelled like roses and sunshine……it was HORRIBLE! Oh well, live to stink another day! Ammo the Dachshund

Spring Bath

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

When the weather starts to warm up I always know that I will be spending a lot more time in the bathtub than I’d really care to.

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

Arguably it’s not my favorite thing in the World, but I like to think I’m pretty tolerable of the deed.

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

And it’s really not that BAD, especially since mom always provides cookies. A bath without cookies is like rolling in dead worms with a coat on – pointless – and precisely what got me into this mess in the first place.

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

After bath time I’m left smelling like sunshine and daisies – not what super awesome dogs that dig holes in the backyard and hunt for bunnies should be smelling like. So it’s best to rub that smell off as quickly as possible.

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

Spring Bath // Ammo the Dachshund

Pretty soon I’ll be dry and looking for my next big thing to roll in. This time I’m thinking horse manure and kitty litter – if I plan it just right then mom won’t have time to give me a bath before we go to work. Always gotta be thinking! Smell ya later, xoxo Ammo the Dachshund

Valentine’s Day Treasures

Last week I celebrated the hallmark holiday (v-day) at home with my family. Curled up on the couch, with a small token gift or two, it was the perfect way to celebrate the day!

Happy Valentine's Day Friends // Ammo the Dachshund

I gave out tons of free kisses, and mom and dad got me a few small items to show how much they care.

 

A bottle of shampoo & conditioner from my Friday Fetch Feature, Organic Oscar, and a bag of healthy cheese and bacon treats!

Thanks mom and dad, you’re the best! But do you mind if I share my shampoo with Trooper? He’s much stinkier than I am! Ammo the Dachshund

Friday Fetch: Organic Oscar – Shampoo for Dogs

Organic Oscar supports a healthy and holistic lifestyle for your dog with organic, eco-friendly shampoos and conditioners. Great for sensitive skin and allergies their suds are something you can feel good about bathing your best friend in. Their products are also never tested on animals and  certified organic.

Not to mention, just look at their pretty pretty packaging! I certainly know what I’m lusting for this Valentine’s Day!

Friday Fetch: Organic Oscar Shampoo for Dogs via Ammo the Dachshund

Friday Fetch: Organic Oscar Shampoo for Dogs via Ammo the Dachshund

Friday Fetch: Organic Oscar Shampoo for Dogs via Ammo the Dachshund

Friday Fetch: Organic Oscar Shampoo for Dogs via Ammo the Dachshund

You can fetch Organic Oscar products for about $12 HERE.

*Special until Valentine’s Day* get a free bag of treats with any Organic Oscar purchase. Ammo the Dachshund

Friday Fetch: M&J Dog Essentials Grooming Products

Ok I admit it, bath time isn’t my number one favorite thing to do. But I do very much enjoy the after bath cookies! Regardless of the fact that I’d rather be rolling in the mud than in a tub, I can totally appreciate the pampering products from M&J Dog Essentials.

M&J Essentials is based in Chicago and contains all-natural ingredients and fragrances that are free of sulfates, parabens and other potentially harmful chemicals.

M&J Dog Essentials Grooming Products // Ammo the Dachshund

M&J Dog Essentials Grooming Products // Ammo the Dachshund

M&J Dog Essentials Grooming Products // Ammo the Dachshund

M&J Dog Essentials Grooming Products // Ammo the Dachshund

The only thing that would make this product better…..if their logo had dachshunds on it instead! But I won’t hold it against them.

You can fetch your own all-natural dog grooming products from M&J Dog Essentials. Ammo the Dachshund

If you Dig, I will Come

Trooper’s new house on the farm has officially been started, and the digging of the foundation is my favoritest part!

Reminds me of how much fun I had on the farm when the barn was being built a few years ago.

Ammo the Dachshund - 2009 - on the farm

Apparently you’re never too old to play in the mud!

Ammo the Dachshund - 2009 - on the farm

Although, this time I hope the story ends a little better for me than it did when I was a pup. Ammo the Dachshund

Dirt, Tunnels, and Spring-time Baths

ammo the dachshund gets a bath

Sometimes I’m completely perplexed as to how I land myself in the bathtub at the end of the day. However, this was not one of those times.

ammo the dachshund on the farm

See last week the ponies had a new “obstacle” set up in the arena that I just couldn’t keep my paws off of.

ammo the dachshund on the farm

It’s enticing “dirtiness” and tunneling capabilities were just calling my name.

ammo the dachshund on the farm

And when Boomerang pointed out that I had a little something on my face – I knew my trip to the bathtub was inevitable.

ammo the dachshund gets a bath

Sigh. At least smelling like sunshine again isn’t all that bad. 

 

Etsy Update: My Painting Pony friends have added some new items to our online shop. Click here to check out the newest paintings created by my pal Minnow the Painting Pony!

Friday Fetch: Good Clean Dog

good clean dogAfter my recent run-in with my best friend Trooper (who decided my head looked like a fire hydrant), it got me thinking about bath time products. Good Clean Dog has a line of all natural cleaning products that are safe for dogs with sensitive skin. And while I don’t specifically have sensitive skin, it can’t hurt to make sure I have only the best natural products being put on my beautiful red hair!

You can fetch your own natural dog care products at Good Clean Dog.

 

good clean dog

good clean dog

good clean dog

good clean dog

good clean dog