Yesterday on the farm a man with a big bucket full of tools showed up.

Me and Trooper weren’t quite sure what was going on, but mom said it was the horse dentist for the ponies.

That story added up fine while Minnow had his teeth brushed by an uncomfortable looking metal pole.

But then he was fastened with a strange and scary looking face mask – which led me to conclude that they were turning Minnow into a robot!

This sounded way cool to me, I was actually quite excited to have a robot as a friend – Trooper on the other hand was a bit nervous.

Yes, a robot pony was the coolest thing ever I decided.

So I started helping the man by handing him his tools so that my robot pony could be ready faster.

Trooper was insistent in his worrying though, “But Ammo, what if robot ponies eat little wiener dogs for breakfast?”

Not being one to take the eating of wiener dogs lightly, Me and Trooper later asked Minnow if he would eat us – were he in fact a robot pony now.

Minnow assured us that he would not, and that he wasn’t a robot pony, but one can never be too careful – so we’ve taken to watching Minnow out of the corner of our eyes. Just in case.

And for now, Trooper is very relieved that he is the only one that will be eating any wiener dogs for breakfast.